living like larry

Listen, Follower. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I mean if it doesn't groove or what I'm sayin' ain't straight trippin' just say, "Oh, no you di'n't! You know, you're gettin' on my last nerve." And then I'll know it's... then I'll - I'll know it's wack!
Who I Follow

sealfie:

infinitystops:

kingcheddarxvii:

garbagecafe:

i still think about how weird this video is 

Bury me with an iphone in my coffin that does nothing but play this video on endless repeat. Plug it into my skeleton and let the residual energy from my decades of laughter power it for eternity

Im crying

this is so important

(via unrussledjimmys)

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

(via mistress-of-the-mezz)

xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

(via pizzabgels)

fifth-may:

"3 billion people died"

(via greetings)

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

(via pizzabgels)

funnnnstuf:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

things that make sense in physics

  • inclined plane
  • pulley
  • screw

things that should not be working but do anyway

  • a gun firing even though there is no power source
  • fridge making things cold when its power source is…

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(via ecooli)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Why do you want to be a comedian?
nextcondensensation nextcondensensation Said:

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via mistress-of-the-mezz)

haave-you-met-ted:

tuvw:

hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM

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i love the bonus round
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(via ecooli)

mistercoventry:

seka1822:

mistercoventry:

Oh, they grow up so fast.

Buttercup turned into a boy…

He sure did.

(via andillwriteyouatragedy)

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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(via beyoncevevo)

(via burgertv)

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

(via ecooli)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via thaibrator)