living like larry

Listen, Follower. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I mean if it doesn't groove or what I'm sayin' ain't straight trippin' just say, "Oh, no you di'n't! You know, you're gettin' on my last nerve." And then I'll know it's... then I'll - I'll know it's wack!
Who I Follow

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via asian)

fruitpacks:

girls get harassed w/ sexist jokes all the time like i think straight boys should be able 2 handle a few jokes about their basketball shorts 

(via asian)

tevlek:

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

SALEM!!!!

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historical-nonfiction:

statues in ancient Greece and ancient Rome were usually brightly painted — but by the time they get dug up the paint has eroded leaving the white marble ancient statues are known for today

(via sevenscorpions)

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the-goddamazon:

I’m tryna be somebody mom at a Drake concert tho.

(via thaibrator)

baremidriffs3:

baremidriffs3:

baremidriffs3:

Enough


I’m.

Have y’all seen this

baremidriffs3:

baremidriffs3:

baremidriffs3:

Enough

I’m.

Have y’all seen this

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

collegehumor:

7 Ways to Take Your Workout to the Next Level

Created by the wonderful Caldwell Tanner - See more Caldwell, everyday, on the drawfee tumblr and check out his YouTube channel - The Drawfee Show

(via ecooli)

collegehumor:

If iPhone 6 Were Actually Better 

What it would look like if Apple gave us the features we truly deserved.

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(via unpopuler)

passiveprince:

when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend

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